The small head of a chicken pops out of a very large business suit and tie with the text 'business' on the bottom.

Business Chicken

April 21st, 2022

About This Image:

Business. All business all the time. So much business. Lots and lots of business. Don't talk to me, I'm so busy with business. BUSINESS.

Skills: pen and ink, photoshop, cintiq, digital illustration

Tags:

chicken, business, suit, suit and tie, business man, chicken business, bird, poultry, working, nine to five, executive

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The small head of a chicken pops out of a very large business suit and tie with the text 'business' on the bottom.

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