Dear Future Girlfriend

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To all the single ladies...

This is a personal project I started on my Facebook as status updates that I decided to roll into it's own blog, that then became a weekly one panel comic called "Dear Future Girlfriend"!

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Dear Future Girlfriend: You go all and bust out all your best smash dancing moves for your favorite genre of music: FALLCORE.

"Fallcore (Repost)"

Created: October 8th, 2022 | Role: Illustrator

Aint no smash dancing like the smashing of pumpkins, smash dancing.

Dear Future Girlfriend: You'll make sure I'm not sleeping through my alarm clock with that new Texas Chainsaw Massacare chime.

"Chainsaw alarm clock (Repost)"

Created: October 4th, 2022 | Role: Illustrator

You'll make sure I'm up for work on time, albeit with an accelerated heartbeat, during cool weather sleepy season.

Dear Future Girlfriend: If things were to unfortunately fizzle out, we'll always be united in our undying hatred of pants.

"Anti-Pants"

Created: July 17th, 2022 | Role: Illustrator

If it doesn't work out, we'll at least have this in common, forever.

A young man combs his mullet back while wearing a jean vest and graphic tee.

"Summer Mullet"

Created: July 12th, 2022 | Role: Illustrator

The mullet is back and I'm here to rock my mane.

A pretty brunette woman with a victory hairstyle rides a giant red, white and blue bottle rocket while fireworks pop off in the background.

"Bombshells blasting in air"

Created: July 4th, 2022 | Role: Illustrator

Happy birthday America! Revamp of an old one. USA! USA! USA!

A couple exchanges gifts dressed as road construction workers and the gifts are wrapped and in safety orange and caution tape.

"Road Construction Season"

Created: May 24th, 2022 | Role: Illustrator

The best season of the year to exchange gifts, card, frustration, despair.

A woman dressed as Mario dances against a green warp pipe.

"Happy Mario Day (Updated)"

Created: March 10th, 2022 | Role: Illustrator

Future girlfriend doing her thing on the green warp pipe.

A couple stand amazed, decked out to battle the winter elements, as an old couple strolls by.

"Hoth Walk"

Created: March 6th, 2022 | Role: Illustrator

Decked out to battle the fringes of Winter, and here are the neighborhood old folk just going for a stroll.

Dear Future Girlfriend I first thought fantasy basketball meant getting decked out in lingerie while dribbling a basketball, staring me down with your GAME FACE. But yeah, a March Madness bracket tourney is cool.

"March Madness"

Created: March 3rd, 2022 | Role: Illustrator

Dear Future Girlfriend: You are totally bringing it for March Madness.

A man professes his love to his lady by making heart shapes outside her window in candy, but not before enjoying some himself.

"Questionable Heart Shapes"

Created: March 2nd, 2022 | Role: Illustrator

Just me in the Spring trying to seduce you with discount Valentine Canday, and a little bit of Easter candy too.

A group of candy hearts, cupids and love birds learn how to say and spell February.

"How to say February"

Created: February 15th, 2022 | Role: Illustrator

Valentines may have come and gone, but me and my Future Girlfriend gonna teach the candy hearts, love birds and cupids how to say and spell February correctly.

A couple fights the Winter with flamethrowers and a little groundhog in tow.

"Deuces Retribution"

Created: February, 2022 | Role: Illustrator

For Spring! For the little Groundhog buddy!

Dear Future Girlfriend: You only browse the intertet with your custom internet browser: Firefoxy.

"Browsing the interwebs"

Created: January 13th, 2022 | Role: Illustrator

It also makes your machine run hot.

A turtle with a pizza on a stick enters 2022.

"Ninja Turtle 2022"

Created: January 11th, 2022 | Role: Illustrator

Unsure of what 2022 has in store, we send our own brand of ninja turtle to scope it out.

"White Elephant"

Created: December 28th, 2021 | Role: Illustrator

A girl knows how to make a White Elephant party a real treat.

A familiar white and green spotted egg is keeping toasty under a heat lamp.

"Romance Pants"

Created: December 5th, 2021 | Role: Illustrator

A text entry for my future girlfriend on keeping toasty this winter.

"Dinosaur Egg"

Created: November 9th, 2021 | Role: Illustrator

Gotta keep a dino egg handy just in case the mushrooms and turtles RISE UP/

Two kids look on in horror as they discover Halloween decorations in a leaf pile. Or did they?

"Leaves"

Created: November 9th, 2021 | Role: Illustrator

Just because it's November, doesn't mean the 'tricks' need to stop!

A couple mourns their favorite fast food sandwiches.

"Chicken Sandwich Memorial"

Created: August 3rd, 2021 | Role: Illustrator

Please respect our privacy during this tough time.

A woman takes a selfie while drivin as a shark rides shotgun.

"Shark Selfie"

Created: July 13th, 2021 | Role: Illustrator

You like to live dangerously.

A man gets a very comfortable night's sleep.

"Pillow Garden"

Created: May 4th, 2021 | Role: Illustrator

Sex is cool and all, but have you ever just like slept for 8 hours in the most comfortable and uninterrupted way possible?

"Pink Moon"

Created: April 27th, 2021 | Role: Illustrator

Got a little rowdy last night.

A couple has two flamethrowers ablaze while going on a walk.

"Spring Flamethrowers"

Created: April 8th, 2021 | Role: Illustrator

Still a bit early, but the bugs are starting to emerge…

A man delivers a sandwich sporting a mullet.

"Sandwich Delivery"

Created: April 7th, 2021 | Role: Illustrator

A true champion of sandwich delivery, a relic, a romantic.

"Luckycorn"

Created: March 17th, 2021 | Role: Illustrator

I'm sure everyone reading this knows of the legend of the eye lazer St Patrick's Day Unicorn? Sweet. Done. DONE. YOU'RE ALL SO LUCKED.

A couple touts their post-love making glow.

"SexualAura"

Created: February 28th, 2021 | Role: Illustrator

All that heat and love! Melting the snow and stuff!

"Cupid Snow Removal"

Created: February 25th, 2021 | Role: Illustrator

Helping out all the Cupids til their next gig.

A hardcore Cupid rides a horse ready to spread love with a heart-shaped mace.

"Medieval Cupid"

Created: February 14th, 2021 | Role: Illustrator

About to go Medieval on LOVE.

A sweet gal, juxtaposed with a rowdy rodeo clown

"Ball of Sexual Energy"

Created: February 2nd, 2021 | Role: Illustrator

You: A classy gal. Me: Not so much.

"Holiday Treats"

Created: December 10th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

We shall vanquish all the goodies! AT DAWN WE RIDE!

"Gravy Boat Phones"

Created: November 24th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

Don't worry about the logistics of a giant gravy boat jacuzzi, or the technology that powers the gravy boat phone, just relax and enjoy the gravy.

A couple does lame touristy stuff with matching haircuts, shirts.

"Let's Give Up"

Created: November 18th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

Let's meet up and be total lame-o's.

A couple walks during a powerful wind storm.

"The Weather"

Created: November 17th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

Making bad life decisions.

A couple jams in a garage band on 11/11 at 11:11.

"Eleven Eleven"

Created: November 11th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

Jamming dressed as Eleven, on 11/11 at 11:11.

"Red White and Blue"

Created: November 3rd, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

Vote.

A couple makes love in a giant jack o'lantern.

"The Great Pumpkin"

Created: October 31st, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

Making friends uncomfortable, always.

A couple poses for a photo in creepy Halloween gear.

"Goth Couples Photos"

Created: October 28th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

Making friends uncomfortable, always.

A couple sits on the couch in a giant undwear costume.

"UnderwearCostume"

Created: October 21st, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

Hopefully we can bust this setup out next year?

A couple smashes pumpkins during a mosh pit.

"Fallcore"

Created: October 20th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

Your fav new music genre.

A woman trims the hair of a male werewolf.

"Werewolf Updated"

Created: October 9th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

Keeping that mane trimmed despite a full moon.

A couple dressed as frankenstein's brde and dracula flirt over the phone.

"Spooky Time"

Created: October 6th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

You and me and a little spooky talk.

Two people dressed as ghosts pester their neighbors.

"Ghosts in the Graveyard"

Created: October 2nd, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

It's moans or sexual groans season.

A couple with pumpkin heads a smitten with each other.

"First day of October"

Created: October 1st, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

A good day to start a relationship.

"Frisky"

Created: September 22nd, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

Frisky time afoot under piles of leaves.

"Sauna"

Created: September 16th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

When the windows a steamin, best be leavin'.

A woman is surrounded by men in 90's grunge fashion

"Snap of Fingers"

Created: September 1st, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

All things grunge and neon, future girlfriend.

A couple walks a terror dog from the film Ghostbusters.

"New Dog"

Created: August 28th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

Who ya gonna call when the terror dog comes creepin up on you!?

A man goes to town on a pack of popsicles, with the juice all over his face, arms and shirt.

"Popsicle Stains"

Created: August 26th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

It's…it's too damn hot!

A stork and baby deliver toilet paper to a young man.

"TP Stork"

Created: August 25th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

Helping the storks with that side hustle.

A couple that looks like Fred and Wilma Flintstone enjoy a large rack of ribs.

"Dining in"

Created: August 11th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

When fine dining is free of restrictions, we'll dine like prehistoric cartoon characters.

A young man hauls a bag of garbage to the curb in the shape of 2020

"2020 is garbage"

Created: August 6th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

Takin out the trash.

A woman shows off her pro wrestling inspired tattoo.

"Chest Tattoo"

Created: August 5th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

Today's comics is about wrestling, and chest tats. Enjoy.

A couple enjoys a music show on their phone while being interrupted by a roadie.

"Social Disntanced Summerfest"

Created: August 4th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

Just enjoying the ambiance, the weather, and the festival folk watching.

"Jacuzzi"

Created: July 15th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

Keeping cool.

"Sun Burn"

Created: July 8th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

For America!

"Bald Eagles"

Created: July 7th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

Bald no more!

"Social Distance Hot Dog"

Created: July 4th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

A safe and tasty treat!

A woman rides a red white and blue rocket saluting the viewer.

"God Bless (Repost)"

Created: July 2nd, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

A true patriot, no doubt about it!

"Bug Bites"

Created: June 23rd, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

Best part of a walk in the Spring is getting eaten alive.

A basic dude hides his overgrown quarantine hair with a sweet oversized hat.

"Quarantine Hat"

Created: June 16th 2020 | Role: Illustrator

What quarantine hair?

An assortment of lawn ornaments as their death metal versions in a yard.

"Death metal curb appeal"

Created: June 10th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

A truly shocking sight to drive past.

"GWAR"

Created: June 3rd, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

All's fair in love and GWAR, I say.

A group of rabbits flee as a man is perplexed.

"Gray hairs"

Created: June 2nd, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

Gray rabbits as gray hair. GET IT?

A woman draped in a snake desceneds a flight of stairs.

"Shoulder Snake (Repost)"

Created: May 29th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

Repost of this lovely lady descending the stairs.

A man admires a burger that is extra extra tall.

"The Skyscraper Burger"

Created: May 27th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

A burger that touches the sky.

A woman dressed as Immortan Joe lounges on a couch.

"Thunder Dome (Repost)"

Created: May 21st, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

Repost of my old Thunder Dome comic.

A couple with hair resembling kaijus appear to quarrel.

"Hairzilla"

Created: May 20th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

King of all monster hair.

A man drifts away on the top of a house wearing an oversized foam cowboy hat.

"Rainy weekend"

Created: May 14th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

Take me a away torrential downpour.

"Rain"

Created: May 14th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

No rain will soak these jeans!

A man works at a computer with a crow perched on his shoudler.

"Shoulder Bird"

Created: May 13th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

Just my little helper! Ka-kaw!

"Monster Trucks"

Created: May 12th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

Just the gentle purr of a car crushing machine as we watch the sun set.

"Denim"

Created: May 7th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

All hail true metal!

A woman and man with overgrown hair and the dude with a beard, flirt under all the hair.

"Getting Frisky"

Created: May 6th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

Under our quarantine hair, no one will ever know.

A woman dotes on a man will being a being of pure light.

"The Light of my Life"

Created: May 5th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

You'll be the light of my life, literally, and a bit on the BRIGHT side.

A giant chocolate Easter bunny marches through a city

"Bunny Kaiju"

Created: April 17th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

And there's usually a lot of left over candy, especially this year.

A woman crashes through the wall of a man's apartment with leftover Easter candy.

"Left over candy"

Created: April 14th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

Making sure I get that sweet Easter candy.

A couple with some haggard pandemic hair.

"Neanderthal"

Created: April 9th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

Lockdown hair coming in hot!

A woman in protective gloves and facemask wheels a keg of beer.

"Green Beer"

Created: April 7th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

Someone has to drink it before it spoils!

A couple completely wrapped in TP approach each other.

"TP Mummy"

Created: March 24th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

Mummys in the time of COVID.

A couple dressed in tulip costumes put a finishing move on a snowman.

"Tulips"

Created: March 23rd, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY, THAT SNOWMAN IS BROKE IN HALF!

A sea of St Patricks day revelers floating in a sea of green beer.

"St Pats (Revamp)"

Created: March 17th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

Revamp of my St Pats 'Green Fluid' comic

"Fart Cloud"

Created: March 4th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

SCIENCE

A group of animals that jump are congregated on a trampoline.

"Leap Year"

Created: February 29th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

Just a hip hopping around for the New Year.

Comic of a man with a giant paczki head piece.

"Paczki (Revamp)"

Created: February 24th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

Revamp of my previous Paczki comic.

"Going Country"

Created: February 20th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

Truly the WORST.

A woman dressed as Mario dances around a green pipe.

"Here we go! (Revamp)"

Created: February 18th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

Revamp of a little pipe dancing 'toon.

"Petals"

Created: February 14th, 2020 | Role: Illustrator

All paths lead to carbs.