Different Models of Terminator

Another Thursday Treat by Nick Volkert
Check-out Lady Terminator:
check out lady terminator
The best ruse for a Terminator: acting like a check-out lady for the local supermarket; to everyone else she seems like a lady whose life didn't exactly turn out as expected, constantly instructing the unintelligable bagger boy not to put the frozen stuff with the toiletries, to John and Sarah she's a bar-code scanning killing machine.
 
Deadbeat Dad Terminator
dead beat dad terminator
This Terminator, wife beater and all, is a formidable machine. Predictably lazy, surly, and all around gross, this terminator would be a hard one to contend with. Sarah and John's only hope to is an inevitable beer run - where they can make their escape.
 
Lawn Ornament Terminators
lawn ornament terminators
Who knew these cute, kitchy, harmless lawn ornaments were robots packing heat?
 
Black Momma Terminator
John has his work cut out for him if he's to escape from this model of Terminator, cause it don't mess around. It might not be the killing machine like the other models, but it will break it's endoskeleton foot off in your ass if you get out of line.
 
Über-gay Terminator
über-gay terminator
Can robots be gay? *cough* C-3PO *cough*. In any case, this killing machine wouldn't do much good or be much of a threat because it'd be too busy shopping with the girls and fraternizing with other Terminators. Sarah and John are fairly safe from this model, unless it were to trip and fall and crush them to death while prancing around the block.