Inside the Graphic Designer's Studio: A few logos I've been working on (with marketing slogans)

(Another Thursday Treat by Nick Volkert ©2008)

Mantitty Man-bras Big F'n Sunglasses Co.
This is the "bro" you been lookin "FO". Cause you're a superstar, and the sun hurts your eyes...make that your whole face.
Lil Princess Cat Food Midwest Weather
Your pussy deserves to be fed better than most humans. Right now in Russia, it's 32º degrees Fahrenheit. In the Midwest, it's -1º with a wind chill of -25º. WTF.
Inside Voice Cold Weather Farts
Hi, you're on a train with 50+ people, yeah, we don't want to hear about your anal rash, THANKS. Just cause you can't see your ass right now doesn't mean steam didn't just rocket out of it from the one you just ripped.
Spurge - Land Dominator X-Gear Super Mega Phone
Global warming? HA! So long as there's little critters hopping on your roadway you need this gas guzzling tank-like vehicle to send their
asses back to their maker.
Phone. Mail. Net. Map. Calendar. Music. Games. Movies. If this gadget produced food, paid your bills and had genitalia you'd technically never have to leave your house.